So am I allowed to laugh at myself?...Hell Yeah!)

My whole goal to my life is to keep on living no matter what. I like to think that that my life is very interesting in that I keep living no matter what. Things are always happening in my life; & of course I laugh at myself often. Just think about all the things that are happening in our universe right now; well just in my life. I bet a whole comedy series could be based on my life. A hell of lot more interesting than many of these dumb comedies I see. You have to admit; life is pretty interesting and we are all dished out challenges that we have to accept and live on with. I see those who play victim and blame all around them when they should be questioning their own actions and why they react the way that they do. Spoiled brats they are!

CAUTION: To those puritans and people who hate sex generally; this post is not at ALL for you. In this post I will be talking about masturbating; tantric sex, orgasms, horse pee pills and more. You may go ahead and close the window and stop reading if you don't want to read about all those bad, evil things. Just a few weeks ago I did post exactly this subject and yes, for those of us who sometimes forget about that sex drive, this might just be the post for you. It's a bit humorous; but its completely and totally honest. Hopefully this post can help others or just laugh at my stupidity. That's OK too!)

I happen to enjoy it (sex) quite a bit when I feel like it or can remember it. I love my husband with all of my heart and soul and never wish to have anyone else. In fact, the thought hardly ever crosses my mind. I think the thought of just being with anyone else actually nauseates me. I'm perpetually faithful to just him and only him. (it really helps to lack a sex drive) Don't get me wrong, we do get to have enjoyable sex every once in a while and although it's definitely not at all to procreate for kids. We have sex because dog gone it It feels good, we love each other, and that's just something that married people should be allowed to do with each other. We love being married to each other and why not have sex? It's a great way to connect on a very deep level.

Not to get off the subject briefly, but I have been watching the History channel the seven deadly sins. What a very interesting program that has been this week. It is said that most people actually believe that sex or lust is the worst carnal sin ever. I don't agree. Now it is when you harm others or do so against their will. That is pure evil. Harming anyone who never asked to be; is evil. For married couples in love; not so.

Personally I feel that greed is the most absolute horrible sin anyone could commit. I'm poor and I still give to many. I just can't help it; I must share. I donate my money and some of my time to help others in any way that I can. I always just wish I could do so much more; but I'm limited in what I can do just like most. I just want my trip here on earth to be rememberable for many that I inspire others to be the best that they can be.

I don't believe in just sitting around and letting life just pass you by; or those that are so incredibly greedy who take, take, take from others. They play victim, by complaining about life and how horrible it is. I don't want to hear or even be around that. Just an example, this bail out deal is really pissing me off. Those executives are greedy; what can I say and I'm appalled that we are helping them out and not helping those who really need it. I'm stopping there right away.

In all, I feel that you have to give and to share the world with others. I like to think that I'm here to make you laugh, to make you appreciate what you already have, be glad that what is happening to you is worse. For those of you whom I have sparked some curiosity; please continue reading. Please do laugh at some of my stupidity. Hell, I do for sure!

BEWARE: Pornographic toothbrush!!!!!

OK sometimes I have to admit my lack of a sex drive can be downright scary. (I don't have much of one but what I have is 110% for my loving husband and NO one else) What might be contributing to my lack of a sex drive is my absolute refusal to take horse pee pills (Premarin) or HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy). I don't have any estrogen in my body; for from what I think; I don't think I have any what so ever.

Sometimes my husband and I will go several weeks in a row (bless his heart). Right when he starts to get frustrated; I take notice. So for right now, what works for me is that it takes about an evening of masturbating with my vibrator, sometimes two, or three or more to be able to do something for him the very next morning. Well first I do my vaporizer and it relaxes me so that I can do some breathing exercises, then some yoga poses. By then, I'm super relaxed and now ready to pull out my dildo (sorry I like the sound of that word - it just makes me laugh). I go into the bathroom to wash it off really good (with soap and water) even though I washed it after I used it before. Sorry, things get dusty around here, so its very important for me to wash it really good before and after use. I start out low then medium, then high speed. Because I am relaxed and then able to hit those important spots that make me tremble. I have to make sure all is working down there; right? So that I can make my husband happy.

Right after, I masturbated and kinda sorta got off; I walked into the bathroom to wash off my dildo and for some reason; I got side tracked (I needed to brush my teeth right away) so I placed the dildo sitting upright on my side of the counter. It's kind of embarrassing when I have it just sitting there on the counter; but luckily it's just my husband who would see it just sitting there; ready for me to brush my teeth with it.

But anyway, I had done that in order to brush my teeth with my new electric toothbrush. What an awesome toothbrush! (I got my husband and I each one for Christmas) I must have been really tired and/or a little stoned; because I left the dildo on the bathroom counter (right where my toothbrush should be) and grabbed the toothbrush and laid it on my bedroom table (where my dildo should be= we have an adult household and I'm allowed to do that!). Around the middle of the night when I decided to wake up and go to the bathroom; I saw my dildo just sitting there. I didn't think anything of it; really thought that I had put my vibrator away but apparently not. It was so dark that I couldn't really see the table when I returned and place the vibrator back laying upright ready for next use.

Earlier that morning, I couldn't for the life of me find my new toothbrush; so I had to use my old one. I was bummed.

I finally found that nice electric toothbrush a little later. Anyway, I didn't notice my toothbrush sitting where my vibrator should have been till this morning right after my husband and I decided to make love. There is was right next to my vibrator! I guess if a stranger were to see my bedside; they might just think I'm pretty damn kinky!)

I have been getting more and more into yoga and have been practicing some great breathing exercises mainly used in tantric sex which is what Sting and his wife practice. It really does seems to make our sex all the more enjoyable. I know for a fact it really does make a difference. We have never ever felt violent after making love or harming anyone. It always seems to feel great and I keep reading articles upon articles that its healthy and really good for you to have more sex. Can you believe you can also loose weight? Of course I don't need to do that just yet; I need to gain more weight.

"In Tantric sex the point of sex is not orgasm, the point is to feel. There is no clear cut beginning middle or end. Most of the exercises related to Tantric sex involve slowing things down, trying not to focus on our external body, or orgasm, or anything outside of our experience of the moment."